What would be the most shocking thing Trump could say tonight?

ICE is hereby disbanded and people from all over the world are welcome in America with no background checks whatsoever, the borders are now open and free for all

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roboticfireplace@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 40d

I’m sorry. Hate, fear mongering, and murder have not made America great again.

folaht@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 40d

I lied!
I lost!
I resign!
I'm sick and out of energy.
It's time to retreat, abolish ICE
and Release the Epstein files!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Make America Great Again without me!

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 40d

Literally anything that's not pants on head stupid and aggressively bigoted would be a huge shock. The bar is so very low.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 40d (4 replies)

That he is introducing a progressive tax and using it to fund TrumpCare(tm) and TrumpBucks(tm) for all Americans. I feel then Vance would invoke the 25th amendment and remove him.

BranBucket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d

Honestly. If the guy had dressed a few mildly progressive policies up in MAGA hats and did some good for people he could have been a legend for doing basically the bare minimum of what a first world government should do, he still could have talked shit about Obama and Biden while he did it, and he probably wouldn't have gotten half the grief, hate, and rage he has thus far.

People's expectations have dropped so low that any consideration for the common man would look like a shining example of altruism in comparison to what we've learned we'll get out of him.

He's just pathologically incapable of it though. It'll never fucking happen.

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 39d (2 replies)

or just end up assassinated.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 39d (1 reply)

By one of those 'antifa' terrorists I'm sure.

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 21d

auntie

mistermodal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 40d (2 replies)

Along these lines. Definitely along these lines

mistermodal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 40d

luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 40d

This is almost satirical. Almost

RiverRock@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 40d

Comes out to the Phil Collins Tarzan soundtrack

"I have experienced a moment of true infinite consciousness due to a heroic dose of psycho-whatever mushrooms and will be killing myself bigly."

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 40d (1 reply)

I apologize for accidentally posting this thrice, I was having connection problems. I'm trying to delete the spares but it doesn't seem to be working

BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d

No problem. I laughed both times.