ICE is hereby disbanded and people from all over the world are welcome in America with no background checks whatsoever, the borders are now open and free for all
ICE is hereby disbanded and people from all over the world are welcome in America with no background checks whatsoever, the borders are now open and free for all
14 Comments
roboticfireplace@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 40d
I’m sorry. Hate, fear mongering, and murder have not made America great again.
folaht@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 40d
I lied!
I lost!
I resign!
I'm sick and out of energy.
It's time to retreat, abolish ICE
and Release the Epstein files!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Make America Great Again without me!
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 40d
Literally anything that's not pants on head stupid and aggressively bigoted would be a huge shock. The bar is so very low.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 40d
That he is introducing a progressive tax and using it to fund TrumpCare(tm) and TrumpBucks(tm) for all Americans. I feel then Vance would invoke the 25th amendment and remove him.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
Honestly. If the guy had dressed a few mildly progressive policies up in MAGA hats and did some good for people he could have been a legend for doing basically the bare minimum of what a first world government should do, he still could have talked shit about Obama and Biden while he did it, and he probably wouldn't have gotten half the grief, hate, and rage he has thus far.
People's expectations have dropped so low that any consideration for the common man would look like a shining example of altruism in comparison to what we've learned we'll get out of him.
He's just pathologically incapable of it though. It'll never fucking happen.
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 39d
or just end up assassinated.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 39d
By one of those 'antifa' terrorists I'm sure.
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 21d
mistermodal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 40d
Along these lines. Definitely along these lines
mistermodal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 40d
luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 40d
This is almost satirical. Almost
RiverRock@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 40d
Comes out to the Phil Collins Tarzan soundtrack
"I have experienced a moment of true infinite consciousness due to a heroic dose of psycho-whatever mushrooms and will be killing myself bigly."
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 40d
I apologize for accidentally posting this thrice, I was having connection problems. I'm trying to delete the spares but it doesn't seem to be working
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
No problem. I laughed both times.