Your toolkit is just bubblegum and half empty monster cans, and I have a burst appendix

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applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 32d (5 replies)

dont throw out those half empty monster cans. they still taste good cold even if theyre flat. at least the white ones do. one time i left a half empty one at my exes place and they threw it out... the sacrilege.

...what do you mean i might have a problem?

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 32d (2 replies)

Throw them out! They get moldy super fucking quick

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 32d

So thats where I’m getting fiber from!

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 32d

not sure how the white ones would get moldy they have so few calories in them

brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 31d

Even better when you have a problem with cleaning them up OR finishing them all the way so you drink one thinking its the one you just opened but its actually days old 🤮🤮

Have definitely 100% never experienced this lol

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d

There a lots of nice drinks you can get in smaller cans or glass bottles and it makes you feel fancy and, in my experience, I have less, so it works out idk

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 32d

Who the fuck drinks half a monster. I drink 2 in five minutes before my morning pot of coffee.

sundray@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 32d

"Steel sharpens steel!"

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 32d (2 replies)

... if you have a burst appendix, you literally need a trained professional to fix your guts, before you fantasize about someone else rearranging them.

Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Not if you plan on it being your final act ;3

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 31d

And deprive yourself and others of who knows how many future... mutually enjoyable internal excavation procedures?

Its a choice, but I will always weep for those lost potential moments, from anyone, anywhere.

traceur402@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 32d (3 replies)

what is this pic from??

riot@fedia.io · 5 pts · 32d (2 replies)

I think it's originally the cover for the song, Lose by KSI and Lil Wayne.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 32d (1 reply)

You need to escape the closing parentheses or put the plain URL:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lose_(song)

riot@fedia.io · 3 pts · 32d

Oh, that's strange. It works fine on my end on Interstellar. But I guess it might be because there's a space in between the URL parentheses and the markdown parenthesis? I'll try and remove the added space.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d

Just hum a little tune and leave it to die with the trash