SpaceX stock falls back to earth shortly after Wall Street analysts release florid targets: ‘Paving the superhighway to the stars’

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Is the rumor true that Musk is trying to merge SpaceX and Tesla?

Please be true, please be true. It's been so long since we observed the famous law in effect: two stones tied together sink just as fast.

Stock valuations do not mean anything anymore. The stock market is now nothing more than an overly manipulated, raped dead horse. Ask "Questtrade" (who is now pandering to Joe and Jane Sixpack to "invest").

Fuck you fortune.

I don't like who the beneficiaries are, but I do approve of anyone fucking stupid enough to believe any of this bullshit losing lots of money. I'm really sick of being abused for calling bullshit, and I like to see these people hurt a little. Or more than a little.