True leftism flowchart

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Do you agree with me ideologically?\

• No: Then you are not a leftist\
• Yes: Proceed
  
  Did you ever disagree with me online?\
• Yes: Then you are not a leftist\
• No: Proceed
  
  Have you ever read theory?\
• No: Then you are not a leftist\
• Yes: Proceed
  
  Did you reach the same conclusions as me?
  No: Then you are not a leftist
  Yes: Proceed
  
  Do you believe in left unity?
  Yes: ??? -> just kidding -> loop back to the same question
  No: Proceed
  
  Are you to my left or to my right ideologically?
  Right: Then you are not a leftist
  Left: I hate you because you are a tankie -> Bruh -> Then you are not a leftist
  We agree: I hate you because you are a liberal -> Wait what -> Then you are not a leftist
  
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