I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 126 pts · 14d
I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network · 102 pts · 14d
The actual short is a joke and it ends with her "accidentaly" going on a date with a woman and "accidentaly" learning what scissoring is
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 53 pts · 14d
Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.
vrek@programming.dev · 27 pts · 14d
I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??
/s
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 24 pts · 14d
Apparently it's the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 14d
Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 13d
I think you meant Subaru.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 13d
What do you think an Outback is?
vrek@programming.dev · 6 pts · 14d
And the gas for the uhaul
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 26 pts · 14d
Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?
4am@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 14d
Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 13d
raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 14d
✌️accidentally✌️
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 14d
✂️ accidentally ✂️
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 13d
Found the video. It is also a joke.
https://youtube.com/shorts/rZNFYl4m-Co
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 14d
Did you feel the love of God inside you?
Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 13d
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 13d
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 14d
Accidental bean flick
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 21 pts · 14d
Just say no homo
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 14d
I don't know you! Give me back my purse!
petersr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
Just say no, homo
Or
Just say "no homo"
Or
Just say-no homo
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 13d
Obligatory: https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
spacegoat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 13d
So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.
spacegoat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
Glad to hear it! Seems like a cool person
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 13d
New fetish unlocked...
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 13d
it's really not that new
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 12d
True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14d
Did it have a fire exit?
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 14d
Enjoy your death trap ladies.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 13d
The tinder lovin' party - republicans.
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d
No lifeguard at muff-pool.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
Pics or it didn't happen.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · -57 pts · 14d
Next she could accidentally get some braces.
If you're going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 13d
Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 13d
Hey now, we measure our teeth with .38 Special, not 9mm, thank you very much.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · -7 pts · 13d
Sure. We have the technology. If you're getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.
HerrBeter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
You're wrong, and your statement is despicable
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 13d
*clutches pearls *
HerrBeter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10d
No, just wrong
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 10d
Oh no! I feel so bad!
Go get some braces.
HerrBeter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Sir Cringeington