I got 99 problems, and an army of bats could solve at least 95 of them

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 58d (1 reply)

trained army of bats.

Training is important for any nascent army.

And equipment, too.

Bats with headlamps and baseball bats. I have decided.

erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Owning an army of bats would create at least one additional problem.

Which is easily solved by having an army of raccoons. Duh.