c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 30dLet me scorpion-surf in peace! 281 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
7 Comments
db2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 30d
"Of course I can draw, I know what people look like!"
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 29d
I like to imagine people in 25th century will look at our art styles and/or unrealistic body standards in paintings and repeat this.
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 29d
🎵Let's go scorp-surfin' now,
🎵Everybody's learnin' how,
🎵C'mon and grab your snakes with me,
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 29d
🎵 We'll float some eggs
🎵 With our big ass hands
🎵 Like the Hunchback of Notre Dame
sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 29d
I suppose you want me to put pants on, too!
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 30d
The last time I went scorpion surfing Urkel put a snorkel in my ass to help me pass gas. It was pretty cool I guess.
DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 29d
…did I do that?