hol' up

Opened AliExpress today and it greeted me with a promo for this face massager

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over_clox@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 35d (5 replies)

Needs a protein boost to work effectively..

Also, OP, why is the image link like 2 pages long? Do you want people to track you? πŸ€”

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Believe it or not, the link came from incognito tab. πŸ˜†

E: trimmed all the params, seems to still work.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 34d

Incognito is only good for local privacy like clearing history when closed. Websites will still track everything, and through fingerprinting, there's a very good chance they still know its you.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d (2 replies)

I forget, where do you cut a link to remove the tracked bit?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d

That partly depends on the site, but to keep it simple, if you're on Android, I highly recommend LΓ©on URL cleaner app.

But I'll use two different forms of a YouTube link as examples of how it can be both simple and confusing..

You see that ?si=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx shit, yeah that's their tracking data...

zedgeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d

Basically, anything after the ?, unless there are search terms in there

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 34d

Wait, there is a free alternative, stepsister.

RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 34d (2 replies)

removes your cheekbones!

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 34d

Like Nvidia DLSS 5.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 34d

Makes you more charming, beautiful, charming. lol

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 34d (2 replies)

You know what else does that

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Not all of us have massively thick organs to help our responses remove their stretch marks like that. Plus if you get there too early πŸ˜‰ 😁, there's less benefit for her.

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 34d

Just ask a friend with the proper tools! I am sure, you have someone to ask to lend you a tool.

I am sure, someone in your neighborhood has the right tool for the work. #supportYourNeighborhood #sharingIsCaring

dbtng@eviltoast.org · 17 pts · 34d (3 replies)

Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post ... but I must admit I don't entirely understand it.
Sure, there's a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?

chris@l.roofo.cc · 8 pts · 34d

It's supposed to be a training device for your facial muscles. I'm not sure how you use it but it's supposed to tone your face.

swab148@startrek.website · 2 pts · 34d

Slow transition into Rude Boy

mattreb@feddit.it · 2 pts · 33d

the meme is that, for some weird reason, Aliexpress is constantly pushing this product to the top of its homepage

5ha99y@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 33d

So blowing one out helps with removing mouth wrinkles... Well, guys, if you are interested in a wrinkleless look, you know what you need to do! Train the shrimp mode!

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d

It even fixes chapped lips!

ddplf@szmer.info · 3 pts · 34d

I'm sexually attracted to Before use