c/shittyasklemmy · by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 17dWhat's your plan if you get caught? 8 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d
a dose of caught syrup
TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 17d
Look em dead in eye and start furiously masterbating.
Works every time.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 17d
Start? I thought we were caught jorking it.
TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 15d
Can't get caught if you ain't hiding it broski!
Proudly beat your meat in public. Look em in the eye and stroke it slow!
vrek@programming.dev · 5 pts · 17d
Say it was all FreshParsnip's idea...
folaht@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 17d
That is the plan.
I want her to join.
davel@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 17d
Say what you like about Dr. Fünke, but he’d never get caught with his pants down.
Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 17d
If I told you, I'd have to kill you. And I don't have a plan for if I get caught for that.
itsathursday@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
Blame it on AI
UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Blame it on a mid-life crisis.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 17d
Using every single round of ammo, or bourbon, depending on what i get caught for
ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com · 2 pts · 15d
leave town, grow a beard and then shave it off, then live happily ever after
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17d
Deny everything...in a TinkTonk series, where I demonstrate how it was done, and how it couldn't possibly have been me, and make a quick pitch for my latest 'Wuzn't Me' T-shirt.