You can't unsee him

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/68321688

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20 Comments

smaximov@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 31d (4 replies)

I wonder if he would mistake hobbits for minors and try to molest them.

Or maybe mistake Legolas for Ivanka...

Rothe@piefed.social · 17 pts · 31d (3 replies)

He himself would have been mistaken for an orc first by the party and be murdered before he even tried such a thing.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 31d (2 replies)

What do you mean, "mistaken"?

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 31d (1 reply)

I mean, calling him an orc is pretty disrespectful to orcs.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d

That turd would absolutely try to take the ring, but it would shrivel him to nothing immediately, because he's nothing but an empty sack.

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 31d (3 replies)

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d (2 replies)

Should do one of him at a concentration camp

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d (1 reply)

Dressed up like Schultz.

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ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 1 pts · 30d

Hey! Schultz saw nothing... He knew nothing...

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 31d

He loves sports.

BryyM@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 31d

I hate how well he is edited into the LOTR one, I didn't even spot him at first!

Trebuchet@europe.pub · 10 pts · 31d (1 reply)

"The one with the kid toucher"

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d

Ha, Photoshop him into some of those pics with him and Epstein

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 31d

Yeah, this one's got legs for sure.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 31d (2 replies)

I don't have the time, but mostly don't want to deal with looking at his stupid pedo face in Photoshop but some ideas I can come up with inserting him into...

  1. Some of the worst images from Auschwitz

  2. Iwo Jima flag raising

  3. Photoshopped into older pics of him and Epstein

  4. It's Always Sunny crew

  5. VJ Day kiss

  6. Watchmen line-up

  7. "Avengers Assemble" moment from Endgame

  8. Something from The Boys

  9. The famous Vietnam Execution pic or the burning monk photo

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 30d (1 reply)

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d

The fact Frank and Dennis are leaning away from him...chef's kiss

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d

Someone should do the Reichsparteitag.

Cherry@piefed.social · 4 pts · 31d

You can't unsee him - Unfortunately

and to add Unfortunately is not a strong enough word.

And please could they not have placed him next to poor Phoebe

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 30d

Can we put him on the Challenger space shuttle?