Lobster

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10 Comments

expatriado@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 42d (2 replies)

must be a rock lobster

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 42d

ROCK LOBSTA!

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

Bum bum bum bumba daba da bum.

Tonynuggins@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 42d

It was a bach lobster

qarbone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d (2 replies)

Doesn't the red mean it's already been cooked?

Quokka@quokk.au · 3 pts · 40d (1 reply)

There's a bit of blue at the bottom, so you could say it's cooking.

qarbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d

The customers seem to like it and the vibe is good, so I guess we just let it cook.

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d

Doesn't he know how soul-crushing it is to be a musician in today's economy? Get back in the tank while you still can, little lobster!

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 42d

He can only play Chopsticks with those claws

NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 40d

They sit at the bar, and put bread in my jar, and say, "hey lobster, what are you doing here?"