c/politics · by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 38d

‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex and Anal’: Pete Hegseth's Pastor Wants Gay Men Prosecuted for These Acts

https://www.unclosetedmedia.com/p/hand-jobs-oral-sex-and-anal-pete

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49748041

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42 Comments

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 46 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Who cares what this guy wants?

wuffah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d

I care. I care that gay men are getting hand jobs, oral sex, and anal, just like him.

I care so, so much.

Oh fuck, I’m caring so hard… hnnnng!

ZapBeebz_@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Given that every accusation is a confession with these fucks, there is a 100% chance that this pastor and kegseth have engaged in some hanky panky once or twice

sepi@piefed.social · 1 pts · 37d

Testosterone Pete threw it back for his homie

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 26 pts · 38d

These are some very very insecure tiny closeted dumb fuck men running [ruining] this country.

neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 38d (3 replies)

He wants to lock up a bunch of gay men?

Kinky

breezeblock@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 38d (1 reply)

He dreams about gay men having sex, and thinks this will make it stop.

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d

It's so funny how these types show up and proceed to telling on themselves. I remember a guy showing up on some local paper's comments in a small Florida newspaper - guy kept going on about "the sexual gratification should not override other concerns of society - like making more kids and raising them", etc. The way he kept talking about gays it sounded like he either did it himself and now regretted it (because "god") or wished he could....

There was another type that kept apparently showing up in Wonkette, so much so that they gave him the nickname "TLM" for turgid love muscle since he apparently used colorful language when describing the gay sex he thought should be illegal.

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d

I thought that this same guy said in the "ideal" case, he'd get to murder them. Er, I mean, the state would be doing it, but still. The Seven Mountain Mandate nuts would have made it happen.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 38d (6 replies)

They’re gonna have to prosecute a whole lot of women for those things too.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 38d (4 replies)

Nah in the interview he says it's not a crime when women do it for some reason.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Lady buttholes and mouths and hands are apparently special just like lady nipples.

meco03211@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 38d (1 reply)

What if those parts were of a trans man? I'd love to see them process whether that's OK. Do you acknowledge they are male and punish them? Or stick with the "biological woman" bullshit and let it happen?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 38d

They’d get mad at being confused and make it illegal for being hard to understand.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 38d

Because women are property, not people, in his view. So they only do what they're told. Unlike every woman I've ever known.

Sassinake@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 38d

@Semi_Hemi_Demigod @FoxtrotDeltaTango

back to 'missionary only'.

and now they have the surveillance tech to prove it so you go to jail for sexcrime.

dudeface@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Does he think making these things illegal will prevent him wanting them himself?

Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 38d

Charges means he has a list he can look up

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d

‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, and Anal’ - title of your sex tape

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d (1 reply)

This is why I get so frustrated with terminally online supposed leftists that act like Democrats and Republicans are eXaCtLyThEsAmE.

With Democrats, you may not get the most perfectly pretty pony ever, but with Republicans, you have people that would gleefully murder Americans and claim they are good people while doing it.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d

Ya. But gaza.

foggy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d (1 reply)

How else is he going to stop himself from acting on these devilish urges?!

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d

I want to see this guy's browser history. The metadata, I mean. I'm a hetero that doesn't launch into gay panic over adults having freedoms, so I'm pretty sure what he has in his history is not my thing...

billwashere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d

“These pastors want one thing and it’s disgusting “

stumu415@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 38d

I'm shocked tell you. Shocked.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Nothing like a little bit of projection!

I want handjobs oral sex and anal sex to be illegal because I love them so so much.

GutterRat42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d

It's the fact that it is forbidden what gets him off

monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d

This guy just can’t stop thinking about gay sex.

MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 5 pts · 38d

That just sounds like the order in which he likes to bottom.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d

100% Projection.

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 38d

What about when straight men do them?

yonderbarn@lazysoci.al · 4 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Why did the pastor just describe his sex life?

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d

Don't assume he has one.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 38d

This idiot is one step short of requiring missionary only, and only through a hole in a sheet so there's no possibility of pleasurable skin-on-skin contact.

nshibj@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d

Is this the pastor that gave him the bible quote from Pulp Fiction?

molten@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d (5 replies)

What about intercrural?

determinist@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Learned a new word.

And wish now to forget it.

Thanks a lot.

molten@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d (2 replies)

I'm full of those! Let me know if you want more!

bananabread@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d (1 reply)

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