I know who Samuel L Jackson is, but I wasn't sure if I recognized him. I know who Denzel Washington is more vaguely but wouldn't be able to recognize him in general.
Idk, I can see none of them as sailor senshi. I also don't see how to use them in my epic ThirteenthDoctor/RoseTyler piece, seeing as the main characters have been cast already and everybody else is non-human-like (animated) aliens.
Unless they're willing to do bit part voice work, in which case I'm sure I can accommodate them all.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 11d
I'm gonna cast Forest Whitaker and make Ghost Dog 2.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
I actually never saw Ghost Dog. I know, I know, it's a huge loss on my part. I need to check it out.
Sergio@piefed.social · 2 pts · 11d
Ghost Dog is my favorite movie of all time.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 11d
The book he quotes throughout the movie, Hagakure, is also great.
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 11d
Wish granted, but you now must also make Battlefield Earth 2 with your whole chest.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 11d
Definitely fuck Will Smith. I don’t know who any of the others are.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 11d
I'm at a loss that you don't know who Denzel Washington or Samuel J. Jackson are!?
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 11d
I know who Samuel L Jackson is, but I wasn't sure if I recognized him. I know who Denzel Washington is more vaguely but wouldn't be able to recognize him in general.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 6 pts · 11d
This isn't fuck, marry, kill.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 11d
It's cast, lose lose lose?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 11d
More like fuck, marry, miscarry.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 11d
Seriously? These actors have done a lot of films. Multiple academy awards between them.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 11d
I don't watch movies. Just not really an interest of mine.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11d
Forest Whitaker for every character. I don't care if the movie is Barbie 2. This is non-negotiable.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 11d
Cast for what? They have different skill sets
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
Agreed. Each is great in different ways, but I could get lost in all of their eyes.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 4 pts · 11d
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 11d
Idk, I can see none of them as sailor senshi. I also don't see how to use them in my epic ThirteenthDoctor/RoseTyler piece, seeing as the main characters have been cast already and everybody else is non-human-like (animated) aliens.
Unless they're willing to do bit part voice work, in which case I'm sure I can accommodate them all.
9gagescapee@altgag.net · 2 pts · 10d
I'd cast slapboi only into a garbage bin, where he belongs to.
Master@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 11d
We are doing a live action pokemon reboot with Denzel Washington as Ash.
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 11d
"You are director"?
I would choose Forest Whitaker as my assistant. He'll be a good ethics guy.
The others have all had their moments where ethics were entirely forgotten.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 11d
I'd take the eyepatch off the first guy and put it on the last guy
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d
What even caused Nick Fury's loss of vision? Wasn't he attacked by an alien or something?
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 11d
A cat scratched his eye lol, yes the cat is an alien
db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
That's not a cat, it's a Flerken.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d
Nice, it's been so long since I've seen the movies or read the comics that I've lost all memory of the story details.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 11d
Horrific.