Maybe try your luck as a fitness influencer?

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Should be starts instead of fights.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 37d (2 replies)

he is obssesed with testing service members testosterone levels.

Department of Warmones

And it is of course the guy who can't put 135 on the bench and wears makeup.

Department of Hypocrisy and War Crimes

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 36d (1 reply)

"Fear not the man that lost 1000 wars, but the man that lost same war 1000 times."

Ig it should go, "Fear not the man that lost 1000 wars, especially the man that lost same war 1000 times "

Lil' Petey Hegseth "secretaries" about as good as he "axe throws".

He's not fit to influence anything. Either that or become an under-the-influence-er.

maybe war's not your game...how about a spellin' contest ?

You mean Department/Secretary of war crimes, don't you?

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d (7 replies)

This fucking goober who can barely put up 135 on the bench?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 37d (4 replies)

and he is obssesed with testing service members MEN's testosterone.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 37d (3 replies)

He wants to be surrounded by hard, virile men

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d (1 reply)

The Hard Times

Test Erection

Classic

Honestly, I hate the trope, but given the shit his pastor evidently thinks about, I really can't help but wonder.

PDFuego@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 37d (1 reply)

That's old, I heard he can almost do a full rep with those dumbells now.

Pecs or it didn't happen