The plot twist nobody asked for

291 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

xkbx@startrek.website · 102 pts · 12d (2 replies)

can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

Zorque@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Nothing, they won't let us wank 😭

PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 11 pts · 12d

Not even for Harambe 😭

itrealgood@mander.xyz · 60 pts · 12d (5 replies)
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ZJBlank@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 12d (2 replies)

Your eyes are beautiful, I’d love to add them to my collection

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Ah general grievous.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 12d

Hello there

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 7 pts · 12d

they don't allow you to bring bees in here

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d

"Eye contact"

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Why look at their eyes when you can just look down at feet?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d

Accidentally meet halfway at the tits then stutter out an apology and Naruto run away?

nullspace@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 11d

HAAAANK NOOOO! DON'T IMAGINE A LIFE TOGETHER!

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 6 pts · 11d

monkey with hands on head as if gesturing oh no feeling gif

realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 12d (3 replies)

Every man that goes to the gym knows that issue.

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 12d (2 replies)

Well, not all men (tm).

Random interactions with the men at my gym have been mostly non-creepy, and often really great. But that’s probably because they treat me like a fellow athlete first, which is like brother energy.

Eye contact is fine. In fact i prefer it if you need a spot or to use my weights, because I usually have headphones in. Just don’t gape at me from across the floor.

Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 11d (1 reply)

You can't use that word like that, this is the internet.

waz@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 9d

Floor?

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 11d

Photons are violence.

tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 11d

time to go to court then , let that bitch have it !