Now they're broke

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11 Comments

laranis@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 48d

There's a coffee trailer near me named two girls one cup. Huge graphic with the name on the outside. It is barista'd by two women in bikinis. Couldn't bring myself to try a hot cup of steaming anything they serve.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 48d (3 replies)

laid off both girls but kept the cup. Like, it sounds backwards to me. I thought you were supposed to seize the means of production, not the containers that they fill

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 48d (1 reply)

laid off both girls but kept the cup. Like, it sounds backwards to me

They have an LLM managing the cup now

fartographer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 48d

"You're absolutely correct! I forgot to add poop to the cup! I've now added my poop to the cup, and I added some vomit on it for accuracy."

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 48d

why have few workers working at above average productivity when you could have no workers working at maximum productivity?

jokes aside, that is what businesses want with AI. we'll see how that goes...

whatsgoingdom@rollenspiel.forum · 8 pts · 48d

The cup now comes with AI and produces the shit by itself.

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 48d

Can't have shit in your cup

ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 48d (1 reply)

Well at least they don't need much (fresh) food

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 48d

Actually, the female dogs needed lots of food, which is why they were hungry.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 48d

I can hear the piano music in my head

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 48d