The situation in Yevpatoria, Crimea, under Russian occupation.

Step 3: find out

Well, that's what you get for being a complacent bitch to your new overlords. Sleep in the bed you made.

Time to relocate to Moscow, or maybe Vladivostok

Someone introduced her to /r/bald

How to live in a war zone? Ask Ukrainians, they have experience with that. Unfortunately.