Bitch just call me Aristothole 'cuz of how much I care about my audience when I'm horny
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Anyways, here's some photos with the boots more featured (for some dumb reason I didn't get any good photos of the boots... I might do a boot shoot later if folks are interested?)
You wear those boots well, I'd definitely love to see more 👀 if you need ideas, I think a squatting pose and on your back with legs in the air, holding onto the heels could be fun to try 😋
Well, if you fucked a bag of cheetos we could solve that mystery right now. Otherwise I'm at a loss, but personally I think this still works great, even your 'worst' pictures tend to set a high bar.
(Ugh no thanks, Chester Cheetah just screams deadbeat father.)
Hahaha oh no, that's not even close to the worst one, it's just one of the ones that's not great for [some_nitpicky_reason]. I usually have 50-100 photos from a shoot that I then weed out to the few I really like, and there's always some amazingly unflattering ones that get mercilessly banished to electron heaven for high crimes (for example, making my tits look flat or my ass look weirdly lumpy)
Doesn't exactly give off 'generous lover' vibes, I'll grant you, but might be worth a gamble for the unique experience.
I feel like the community here would be generally supportive, even if you yourself can pick out all of the 'flaws' in those photos. But on the other hand, the effort you go into with the shoots, and then sifting through to find the best offerings for us, is not something I'll complain about!
Tbh I did just go on a lingerie shopping spree yesterday because of how fun this was, so that was a 100% accurate call out lmao. And thank you! Those boots do amazing things for a girl's figure.
(Edit: Damn, usually I include more photos from the set but I only got like two from this one that I really liked, so you get a goofy candid shot a friend took of me drunkenly making chocolate covered bananas instead!)
edit2: FFS boost stop grabbing the unedited image man samsung has nice hardware but their file formats SUCK.
edit3: okay, fuck it, you get the horrible fluorescent lighting and my apologies ❤️
Haha I legitimately didn't even register the boots 😂
Love the candid photo; there must be a word for the specific type of cognitive dissonance in recognizing just how complicated something like shibari is, and how effortlessly one implements it. Seriously, no apologies needed
Also, you're in good company, I have so much trouble posting content to Lemmy that my anxiety spikes when I hit send lol
Post titles are my kryptonite, I will agonize over them for hours even when it's some tiny community with ten subscribers.
And yeah, I know what you mean! I feel like there has to be one of those terrifyingly specific german compound words to describe it, but my vocab is failing me...
Bunch of reasons! The big ones are that I find shibari both beautiful and relaxing, and I'm one of those kink-as-intimacy people so that's a big factor as well.
Yeahh I don't know about lucky, the whole "EDS is a common autism comorbidity" thing really sucks most of the time, but damn if being freakishly bendy isn't convenient for kink...
Yeahhh, iirc they both expanded the conditions that are considered EDS and refined the diagnostic criteria so people are getting correctly diagnosed far more frequently. And thank you for the concern! I'm pretty well on top of it, I'm lucky and treatment is basically just a daily multivitamin and not bending my joints out of their normal range.
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I'm pretty good about that first one, at least. That counts for something, right??
36 Comments
goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 15d
And we all appreciate the effort to bring us such aesthetically pleasing views!
I'd also appreciate a better look at those boots if possible?
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 15d
Bitch just call me Aristothole 'cuz of how much I care about my audience when I'm horny
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Ahem.
Anyways, here's some photos with the boots more featured (for some dumb reason I didn't get any good photos of the boots... I might do a boot shoot later if folks are interested?)
::: spoiler Really Mid Boot Photos:
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goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 15d
You certainly offer a great example of posterior analytics (sorry, that was a bit of a stretch)
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d
You wouldn't believe the kinds of unnatural motion I get up to ;)
... I also just realized that Aristhotole was right there and I missed it.
goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 15d
I would very much believe it! Good for optics too ;)
I mean, you could go all in with Aris-thot-hole, but that might be pushing it a bit.
tantricgooner@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 14d
You wear those boots well, I'd definitely love to see more 👀 if you need ideas, I think a squatting pose and on your back with legs in the air, holding onto the heels could be fun to try 😋
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d
(Okay I dunno why it looks like I fucked a bag of cheetos here but it's almost a good photo otherwise)
goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 15d
Well, if you fucked a bag of cheetos we could solve that mystery right now. Otherwise I'm at a loss, but personally I think this still works great, even your 'worst' pictures tend to set a high bar.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
(Ugh no thanks, Chester Cheetah just screams deadbeat father.)
Hahaha oh no, that's not even close to the worst one, it's just one of the ones that's not great for [some_nitpicky_reason]. I usually have 50-100 photos from a shoot that I then weed out to the few I really like, and there's always some amazingly unflattering ones that get mercilessly banished to electron heaven for high crimes (for example, making my tits look flat or my ass look weirdly lumpy)
goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 15d
Doesn't exactly give off 'generous lover' vibes, I'll grant you, but might be worth a gamble for the unique experience.
I feel like the community here would be generally supportive, even if you yourself can pick out all of the 'flaws' in those photos. But on the other hand, the effort you go into with the shoots, and then sifting through to find the best offerings for us, is not something I'll complain about!
pech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15d
Or it could be viewed as a totally justified reason to buy more sexy stuff. You look amazing, btw 😍
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 15d
Tbh I did just go on a lingerie shopping spree yesterday because of how fun this was, so that was a 100% accurate call out lmao. And thank you! Those boots do amazing things for a girl's figure.
(Edit: Damn, usually I include more photos from the set but I only got like two from this one that I really liked, so you get a goofy candid shot a friend took of me drunkenly making chocolate covered bananas instead!)
edit2: FFS boost stop grabbing the unedited image man samsung has nice hardware but their file formats SUCK.
edit3: okay, fuck it, you get the horrible fluorescent lighting and my apologies ❤️
pech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d
Haha I legitimately didn't even register the boots 😂
Love the candid photo; there must be a word for the specific type of cognitive dissonance in recognizing just how complicated something like shibari is, and how effortlessly one implements it. Seriously, no apologies needed
Also, you're in good company, I have so much trouble posting content to Lemmy that my anxiety spikes when I hit send lol
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15d
Post titles are my kryptonite, I will agonize over them for hours even when it's some tiny community with ten subscribers.
And yeah, I know what you mean! I feel like there has to be one of those terrifyingly specific german compound words to describe it, but my vocab is failing me...
pech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15d
That sounds more like you care about what you're putting out into the world to me.
My four years of highschool german is of no help here either lol. I'm leaning towards calling it something like "expertise vertigo" or something 😂
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 15d
This is a very sexy pic. Sent to husband, he'll like it a lot.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 15d
Oo, thank you! The front's real pretty as well, so send this one along too!
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 15d
Holy hell! YUM! Sent him that as well, he will like it at least as much as I do 😜
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 15d
As I suspected, he likes you a lot. Especially the front pic. Well done on making him rock hard 🥰
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
What more can I say beyond that he has excellent taste! I'm glad he/y'all liked them!
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 15d
The front one made me want to do terrible things to you 😍
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
Lol well good, that's more or less the intended effect!
dr7manhattan2@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 15d
damn girl 🥵❤️🔥
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d
I know, right??
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 15d
Also, I bet that rope feels nice 😍
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d
For sure! I love the bite you get with hemp, but nothing quite beats the cool, slithery feeling you get with braided nylon. Mnng 🤤
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 15d
RepressedLemmyUser@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 15d
Dumb question here, why do you like ropes so much?
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d
Bunch of reasons! The big ones are that I find shibari both beautiful and relaxing, and I'm one of those kink-as-intimacy people so that's a big factor as well.
RepressedLemmyUser@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 14d
It does go so hard when you flex, it just really puts into frame how flexible, fit, and kinky you are. And it looks good too! It is mind blowing.
I can imagine holding you in one of those positions @_@
And I can imagine I'd enjoy being bound like that too.
You are really, really lucky.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
Yeahh I don't know about lucky, the whole "EDS is a common autism comorbidity" thing really sucks most of the time, but damn if being freakishly bendy isn't convenient for kink...
RepressedLemmyUser@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 13d
Ouch. It's like everyone has EDS nowadays. You get nutrient defficiencies, and gut issues as well, should probably check for that.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
Yeahhh, iirc they both expanded the conditions that are considered EDS and refined the diagnostic criteria so people are getting correctly diagnosed far more frequently. And thank you for the concern! I'm pretty well on top of it, I'm lucky and treatment is basically just a daily multivitamin and not bending my joints out of their normal range.
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I'm pretty good about that first one, at least. That counts for something, right??
SarahFromOz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
So so hot!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
Thank you! (Also I'm a big fan of your writing!)
SarahFromOz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14d
Wow thanks so much!
I am a big fan of your pics!
PoisedRanger@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 9d
Problem solved brilliantly. Shows how much experience you have as a goth sub girl. 😍