Schrodingers mother.

I'm unemployed and that's now everyone else's problem

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4 Comments

tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Excuse me sir, but me and my mother have never done anal.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d

Sounds like you're missing out. Dat ass is nice.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 10d (1 reply)

So am I OP. What country are you in? The job market here in the UK sucks currently

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 10d

I'm a lifelong cook in America. I'll find a new job relatively quickly but the job I lost is one I'll never be able to get again.

It was a high end restaurant. We sold $30+ dishes. Last week we had an NFL player bring his girlfriend in to eat. It wasn't Michelin star or anything but it was around there.