c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 40dPOV: you're caught laying on the floor too long 468 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
6 Comments
MacAttak8@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 40d
Why else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 40d
I gave your mother's 🐱 the long pork that it's been craving last nite bb
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d
She's dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d
You bury her, you freaking fuck. You're the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.
picklerick@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 40d
just need to add 1 doggo and this is me irl. i just wanted to straighten out my back!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 39d
It's still warm, we can sleep on it.