‘Really inappropriate’: teachers decry plan for humanoid robot in New York high school
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/25/new-york-humanoid-robot-teachers-school
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/25/new-york-humanoid-robot-teachers-school
18 Comments
Flatfire@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 29d
So a robot sold by a Realbotix, a Sex Bot manufacturer, which is owned by Tokens.com, a digital asset/crypto grift which was recently bought by the shambling corpse of Bed Bath and Beyond.
What an insane thing for a school board to purchase, and really I gotta wonder who knows who over there for this to have happened at all.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 29d
Just looking at that robot I knew somebody was gonna fuck it.
sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 29d
Next week's news:
NYC teenager in hospital after attempting to have sex with his school's robot
The robot, though manufactured by a sex doll manufacturer, was not designed for sexual interactions. The school, various signs around the robot, and several of the student's friends warned him it was not designed for sexual interaction. One was reported to have yelled. 'You gonna shred your dick. Not in a good way.' Another was heard to shout, 'You're going to die, you fucktard.' However, undaunted, the student was reported to have said, 'I don't care if I die. At least I won't die a virgin,' and then proceeded with his plan. The student's parent, when approached for comment, said, 'God fucking damn it. My boy's gonna die a virgin, and I'm not getting no grandkids.'
0ops@piefed.zip · 32 pts · 29d
It took me way too long to realize that the lead photo wasn't Trump's latest cabinet member
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 29d
...yet
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 32 pts · 29d
I feel like this article is missing a section on how tf this got pitched and then approved in the first place.
outerzenith@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 29d
"This, kids, is a sex doll. Now we will learn about
treadful@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 29d
The kids will rip this thing apart on day one
p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 29d
I'm sure they'll figure out how to get this thing to perform oral sex on a banana, some kid will post a video on social media, and we'll see it on a bunch of news sites afterwards.
The problem solves itself. This is just Microsoft Tay in physical form.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 29d
Why is it yassified?
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 29d
That's mar-a-lago face for ya.
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 29d
the company who makes the robots is a sex doll company
_lilith@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 29d
so is this just gonna work like skyrim?
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 29d
They literally purchased a sex doll? What the fuck wrong with the school and fucking company for thinking this what is wanted in schools.
But also that one ugly sex doll. More like something you find in a horror movie.
solrize@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 29d
Put down your smartphone! You have 15 seconds to comply!!!
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 29d
Your children aren't worth teaching well. This is the reps we keep electing, the companies we keep empowering and the leaders we let lead. They no longer think we deserve to be invested in because they don't need us to know things anymore.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 29d
Lars and the Real Girl
inari@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 29d
Damn even the robot has those tacky tattooed eyebrows