Anyone fancy a coffee?

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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 28d (9 replies)

raman_klogius@ani.social · 19 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Everything leads back to Idiocracy 😩

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 27d

Just wait until people aren't making the connection, it becomes "too old to be relevant or interesting", just entirely out of purview, or incomprehensible

gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 19 pts · 28d (6 replies)

Fun fact: Latte in German is slang for erection.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 27d (5 replies)

How?

bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d (4 replies)

Latte is the german word for 'slat', so sth akin to a plank of wood. Both have in common that they are hard and rather long, so there you go.

nodiratime@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d (3 replies)

Sidenode: The pronounciation of the coffee product and the slat/erection are different.

glasratz@feddit.org · 1 pts · 4d (2 replies)

No, they aren't.

nodiratime@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d (1 reply)

If you mispronounce the coffee (as a lot of people do), sure.

glasratz@feddit.org · 1 pts · 3d

Only very pretentious people pronounce the coffee the Italian way in German. Probably the same people that pronounce English loan words with an exaggerated American drawl.

CelloMike@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Where I live we also have this place...

architect@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 27d

Much better name to be fair

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d

They knew.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 28d

I heard that actual\literally flicking the bean makes the coffee bitter. So does dry rubbing the left tablecloth.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 28d

Hot (coffee)

modus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d (1 reply)

The kemming on the characters in "Flick" could use some work.

miked@piefed.social · 1 pts · 27d

Was it intentional?

dephyre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d

New GTA NPCs are actually looking pretty realistic.

TrippingBalls@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Flick the bean is a clit massage

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 27d

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 28d

.... what do you think happens if I, totally deadpan, as if its my 10 year + regular order, ask for a 'happy ending'?

If they don't know what that means, then I instantly rattle off "oh, its a london fog, but instead of lavender, a splash of either orange bitters, or grenadine, or both, up to you."

???

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 28d

Only if I can listen to the Enya box set at the same time I drink my coffee.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 27d