What do you do as someone working in the ER when something like this happens? Do you report it somewhere? Or do you just accept it like, "Oh, Gregnold the squirrel fucker is back? We have to keep sewing his penis back on but this is like the fourth time and it's getting pretty tattered now."
11 Comments
waldfee@feddit.org · 14 pts · 26d
What do you get when a squirrel bites you with its other end?
wuffah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d
A fun Saturday night?
Dojan@pawb.social · 11 pts · 26d
For the ER staff, maybe.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
“Yess I uhhh, you see uhhh… the squirrel bit my penis with its ass.”
Dojan@pawb.social · 4 pts · 26d
What do you do as someone working in the ER when something like this happens? Do you report it somewhere? Or do you just accept it like, "Oh, Gregnold the squirrel fucker is back? We have to keep sewing his penis back on but this is like the fourth time and it's getting pretty tattered now."
deft@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 26d
Concerned
dgriffith@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 26d
"I call the big one 'bitey'."
starik@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 26d
They “originate” at the front end. Do they then propagate along the squirrel, to the end of each extremity, until the whole squirrel is bite?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 26d
Idunno, I'm no cosmologist 🤷🏻
starik@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 26d
Oh really? Well, whoever does your nails is awesome.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
Obscure reference is obscure.