Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier

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I personally love that fact this this is from thehardtimes.net

"sperm tasting is next' said Hegseth. 'sir, you mean sperm testing?' 'i know what i said' whispered Hegseth with a smile.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 28d (1 reply)

The Onion slinging more facts than Fox since 2016.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 10 pts · 28d

Low bar there. They've been spitting Truth even before we realized they had a damn crystal ball.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 28d (2 replies)

Cock pushups are back on the menu boys.

Cock ~~pushup~~s are back on the menu boys.

One is really all you need

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