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Blubber28@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 34d (1 reply)

They are probably less likely to be stolen though!

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 29 pts · 34d

True.

The most stolen cars are the dull, popular models that can be striped for parts.

No one wants to ride around town in a stolen Lambo or Bentley, because even a dumb cop can spot that car.

Even Sherlock Holmes would have a problem picking out which 2021 Toyota was stolen.

sundray@lemmus.org · 38 pts · 34d (5 replies)

Okay, but what if they were all ahegao stickers?

ignotum@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 34d (1 reply)

"do you know why i pulled you over?"
"No?"
"license, registration, and name of the hentai that girl on the hood is from please"

plsnerf7@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 34d

The police: Sauce

errer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 34d

People in the past couldn’t even fathom hundreds of girls about to receive sperm being plastered all over their buggies. What a time to be alive.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d (1 reply)

I've seen worse. What's that other genre called? Futunabi or something

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d

That word sounds like an Akkadian legal text from 1800 BC...

taiyang@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 34d (3 replies)

Reminds me I saw a Hatsune Miku car the other day. Honestly, they make me smile and you likely imagine an otaku white incel guy driving it but I look over and the dude looks like a chicano gangster lol.

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 14 pts · 34d (2 replies)

I mean, would a otaku white inc guy have enough money to do something like that?

::: spoiler Spoiler Nah, they, like most people probably have barelly enough money for a car 💔 :::

taiyang@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d

The funny thing is I live where there's a lot of mechanics and detailers so I see it rather often because they don't need to afford it-- they own the machine that does the wrap or know a guy. Lol

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 34d

Maybe it was the only used car they could afford.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 34d (3 replies)

Barely related but I am constantly amazed by people who look at images like this and go "yeah I can name all of these characters from my head." It's a skill that should be studied.

minfapper@piefed.social · 9 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Legit I don't think I can recognize any of those characters, and I thought I was a pretty big weeb.

sneezycat@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 34d

Maybe because it's slop and they're not actual characters.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 7 pts · 34d

I think they are all named Yuri, or something 🤷

mctoasterson@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 34d

Exactly. Cops don't want to start the "Best Girl" debate in the middle of traffic because they know how contentious that can get.

Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Time for my ahego wrap

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 33d

And then, every time you go to get it washed: