Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings

Oh look a grift that won't stop shooters but further militarizes educational spaces to great profit of private military industrial corps. What a shock.

So teachers have to buy their own supplies but they can get drones for the schools?

To respond to protests and the occasional Black person just existing.

8 minutes on a charge. What could possibly go wrong?!

Also wtf with the parent who's child was a victim, "they aren't patrolling."

Also:

a Ukraine war-inspired approach

And of course, Georgia, Florida, and... Colorado?

I have a better idea. How about Campus Guardian Angel pepper ball the entire team of people who thought this would be a remotely good idea, on any planet, in any universe?

Surely you will not regret putting armed UAV's inside of a school.