TIL that the Cylons in Battlestar Galactica have a "Penis Patrol"

https://files.catbox.moe/tfflwq.mp4

Not judging. Just raising awareness.

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db2@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 32d (1 reply)

It's all I can hear now, what's the actual line?

Seimhe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d

I have no idea! It's all I can hear. It's episode 11 "The Young Lords" of season 1 (the only season).

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 32d (7 replies)

I hear "kay-ness", probably makes sense in context.

OTH, if you go to the bother of making sentient robots, you might as well make them anatomically correct. You never know when that might come in handy.

Seimhe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 32d (4 replies)

You're so close. I don't want to ruin the magic by finding the answer, but curiosity got the better of me and I found the script. The line is "Canis patrol..." (whatever Canis is).

Edit: now when I listen I hear "Gayness patrol" 🤷‍♂️

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Canis, like “Canine” or Canis Lupas,or possible from Canis Major which is a constellation

Botzo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/canus

https://www.latin-is-simple.com/en/vocabulary/adjective/1859/

Gray/white/hoary/ancient/etc.

ETA: intended to respond to the other comment here to the bsg wiki with an entry for Canus.

That said, I think canis makes more sense for a patrol name.

SatyrSack@quokk.au · 8 pts · 32d

Canus patrol is a group of four Cylon Raiders attached to Specter's Attila garrison command.

https://en.battlestarwiki.org/Canus_patrol

AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29d

gayness Patrol is probably the more senior scouts, always looking out for penis patrol

gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Fully... functional?

andyburke@fedia.io · 3 pts · 32d

in every way, of course.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 32d

PENIS PATROL HAS INTERCEPTED TWO UNCIRCUMCISED INTRUDERS

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 32d (1 reply)

The fancy cylon seemed pleased that they found him a cruiser full of penis.

Seimhe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d

The colonials must have a reputation.