I have a sun tan

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wjrii@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 21d (6 replies)

As a kid in Florida who liked playing outside but wasn't as into pool and beach, my farmer's tan was epic.

Now I go to the dermatologist every year to check all my weird bumps!

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d (5 replies)

Where do you have them the worst?

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Ladybugs!

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

They never said anything about peri(a)neal sunning!

🦵😎🦵

X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 20d

Sun: 🫩 it’s a good thing I can’t see anything, otherwise I’d’ve tried to go supernova a long time ago

wjrii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

The worst part is I can absolutely hear ol’ Lindsey’s voice saying that. 🤮

wjrii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

I mean, nothing’s that bad, just too many sunburns and too much sub-burn uv exposure not to be careful now that I’m well into middle age, but arms and legs do probably have the most little moles and bumps.

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 21d (1 reply)

What made you decide that today, after years of wearing the same height socks, was the day to wear sandals?

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 21d

I'm upgrading the tan to stripey feet

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 21d

You need more sunscreen. Or UPF clothing (the clothes version of SPF).

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 4 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Drove 1700km in the last two days. One way going north, one way going south. I now have a very tan left arm.

ODGreen@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 20d

ah yes the trucker tan

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

Nice calves.

FireWire400@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

That's how my arms looked like after being in Australia for 6 weeks last year lol

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Suntan is opposite of dull

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 21d

Isn't this a sub for people with the surname Dullman?!

philanthropicoctopus@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 20d

Bloody good work. But please be careful in the sun!

zetafish@fedia.io · -2 pts · 21d (2 replies)

and potentially a vascular problem.. they loss of hair creeping up and your leg and what looks like varicose veins could be signs of vascular problems. go see a doctor.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Just proving the internet phenomenon that if you post a pic of yourself some twat will reply saying you're dying

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 2 pts · 21d

Shhh, dead people can't speak.