Citrus fresh smell

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Zier@fedia.io · 34 pts · 24d (10 replies)

What does work, is when you mix orange juice and vodka, drink all afternoon and the "grimy" spots will magically disappear.

qwertyasdf@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 24d (1 reply)
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Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 24d

But the orange juice has Vitamin C and prevents scurvy.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 24d (1 reply)

Yeah, but they come back in the morning so you have to repeat the process again.

Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 24d

"Cleaning" is a never ending process. We just have to live with it.

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d (4 replies)

Instructions unclear, how does one drink an afternoon?

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 24d (1 reply)

Same way you saddle a fart.

rmuk@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 24d

"the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles."

Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 24d (1 reply)

You start at Noon, mix a large iced pitcher of orange juice & vodka, start a movie and finish 3 pitchers before 5pm, afternoon gone, possibly the evening as well. You're welcome!

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d

Instructions unclear the following two days were also consumed

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 1 pts · 24d

Same with mixing it with drain cleaner.

MakingWork@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 24d

Citrus peel can be used as a goo gone replacement.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 24d (1 reply)

Damn! I was hoping it could.. I loves that fresh citrus smell!

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 24d

The adhesive loosener used to remove sticky bandages is orange oil from orange peel, so you could try rubbing with the outside of the orange. Either way the inside would still be edible if you eat it right away.

vaionko@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 24d

Like dipping your socks in river water, it's easy and free!

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 24d

Well, at least orange juice isn't expensive.

Oh.

eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 24d (1 reply)

You know, if you put in one paragraph of the positive results before the "it doesn't work" sentence I would probably read the first sentence and ignore the rest.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 24d

Do you know about the benefits of using old motor oil to fertilize your lawn?

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d

Gemini be like...