Edit: should have added: meet everyone on the team in a separate interview, “we think your last job overpaid”, “it’s really close between you and another candidate, can you do one more call?”, senior responsibilities with junior pay, 6 years experience with new tool, we include AI use in performance reviews…
hey give me those all rounder offers, all i'm seeing is "we're looking for a specialist in marketing in tiktok comments who speaking C2, B1, and A1 in Latin, Ancient Egyptian, and Mayan respectively. 5 years of experience required"
Okay, but you need to be an all a rounder with a deep specialization in DreamWeaver CS4 (which I think is when fireworks compatibility broke and macromedia was finally absorbed)
Have you tried applying as a professional Archer landing all of your shots and then being told actually they're looking for another candidate that better matches their internal preferences. (Whoops! Overqualified and expects to be paid)
I really should watch the Odyssey; I immediately knew what movie and scene this was from without even having seen the trailer because it lines up so well with what I imagined from reading that scene, that's often the sign of a very good adaptation.
It is good. There is a certain narrative that isn't exactly a part of the book but I think is perfectly logical to ascribe without feeling like a different thing, and I think it makes it better. That's just about the only thing I could see someone not enjoying if they are a huge fan of the book. Well, I was not the biggest fan of Menelaus or Telemachus' casting either but that's a nitpick.
C Suite and most of management are so fucking full of themselves, they do not realize how incompetent they are.
For them, its mostly just about feeling big, important and in charge, able to excercize power over their minions, blame them for their own failures.
They're basically cosplaying as businessmen/women at this point, the actual work is ancillary, the more important thing is the lifestyle, the performance of being better than others, the performance of 'im an important business leader'.
These morons are broadly comically inept at doing their actual jobs, the things they are ostensibly paid to do. Any objective outside observer could conclude this. These clowns ae just addicted to feeling important, superior, better than you. They forgot what accountability and consequences feel like.
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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 77 pts · 21d
Companies: we can’t find anyone to hire
Their hiring process:
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 21d
Edit: should have added: meet everyone on the team in a separate interview, “we think your last job overpaid”, “it’s really close between you and another candidate, can you do one more call?”, senior responsibilities with junior pay, 6 years experience with new tool, we include AI use in performance reviews…
shneancy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 21d
hey give me those all rounder offers, all i'm seeing is "we're looking for a specialist in marketing in tiktok comments who speaking C2, B1, and A1 in Latin, Ancient Egyptian, and Mayan respectively. 5 years of experience required"
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 20d
Okay, but you need to be an all a rounder with a deep specialization in DreamWeaver CS4 (which I think is when fireworks compatibility broke and macromedia was finally absorbed)
JordanZ@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 21d
Forester@pawb.social · 19 pts · 21d
Have you tried applying as a professional Archer landing all of your shots and then being told actually they're looking for another candidate that better matches their internal preferences. (Whoops! Overqualified and expects to be paid)
vrek@programming.dev · 12 pts · 21d
If your a professional archer, just blame Lana for everything
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 20d
Danger zone!
treesquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
You obviously blame Cyril.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 21d
I really should watch the Odyssey; I immediately knew what movie and scene this was from without even having seen the trailer because it lines up so well with what I imagined from reading that scene, that's often the sign of a very good adaptation.
BladeFederation@piefed.social · 5 pts · 20d
It is good. There is a certain narrative that isn't exactly a part of the book but I think is perfectly logical to ascribe without feeling like a different thing, and I think it makes it better. That's just about the only thing I could see someone not enjoying if they are a huge fan of the book. Well, I was not the biggest fan of Menelaus or Telemachus' casting either but that's a nitpick.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 20d
Companies are actively selecting for fraudsters and liars.
If they are too stupid to realize this, fuck em, they'll burn themselves down.
Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 20d
It drives me nuts how they'll hire absolute buffoons from outside the company instead of promoting people who actually know what's going on.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 20d
C Suite and most of management are so fucking full of themselves, they do not realize how incompetent they are.
For them, its mostly just about feeling big, important and in charge, able to excercize power over their minions, blame them for their own failures.
They're basically cosplaying as businessmen/women at this point, the actual work is ancillary, the more important thing is the lifestyle, the performance of being better than others, the performance of 'im an important business leader'.
These morons are broadly comically inept at doing their actual jobs, the things they are ostensibly paid to do. Any objective outside observer could conclude this. These clowns ae just addicted to feeling important, superior, better than you. They forgot what accountability and consequences feel like.
Cheesehat1784@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 20d
I like how Anne Hathaway is used for corporate HR memes.
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 21d
I totally reco watching “The Return”
Fiennes take on the bow was awesome.
Yeller_king@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 20d
They already had an internal candidate.