I'm not sure about the last part. The world's best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice.
always fascinating to see innocuous comments like this and a big fat "banned from community" label, then you check why and the user has been banned from like 10 communities for trolling.
it's like digital "bethesda environmental storytelling skeletons"
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DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 66 pts · 38d
What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?
A drummer.
A frog jumps into a Princess's lap and tells her that he's under a witch's spell. If she kisses him he'll turn into the world's best drummer.
She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.
'Why didn't you kiss me?'
'I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world's best drummer.'
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 38d
whats got 3 legs and a cunt on top? a drum stool.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 15 pts · 38d
That's going in the quiver.
SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d
Omg! So you can be armed (omg) with a joke
cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 38d
As a drummer, can confirm.
bob_lemon@feddit.org · 8 pts · 38d
I'm not sure about the last part. The world's best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice.
Those guys make a very pretty penny.
Zyratoxx@fedia.io · 7 pts · 38d
But what if she kissed the frog: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg
SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
These are great! Ty
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 18d
always fascinating to see innocuous comments like this and a big fat "banned from community" label, then you check why and the user has been banned from like 10 communities for trolling.
it's like digital "bethesda environmental storytelling skeletons"
halvar@lemy.lol · 31 pts · 38d
Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 27 pts · 38d
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 38d
You'll never have to worry they have another girlfriend.
impeccablepenguin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 38d
As a bassist, you should probably avoid me as I might rewrite your song lyrics to be subtly anti-capitalist
Zyratoxx@fedia.io · 3 pts · 38d
Oh noes, that would be horrible...
(Do you have a matrix, xmpp or signal account so I don't DM you per accident?) :3c
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 38d
fascist, fascist and fascist.... yes.
minfapper@piefed.social · 7 pts · 38d
So... do they get laid or not?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d
Utter rubbish. They're acting like no bands have keyboardists any more.
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 38d
Better do a re-watch to catch this scene
Nila7229@pawb.social · 3 pts · 35d
bass literally the hottest instrument wtf
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 18d
look i have nothing against bass, i just don't think we should give rights to fish. If that makes you want to call me a bassist then i can't stop you.