What's the stupidest thing to ask a genie for?

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14 Comments

hobata@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 17d

to count to infinity

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d (1 reply)

To not grant any wishes

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 17d

What if genies used to be real but somebody wished them all away?

folaht@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 16d

Could you just leave me alone for a bit? I'm busy.

cainisdelta1@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 17d

To wish you didnt remember making this wish

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 15d

Where's the bathroom? Down which hall? Left or right?

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d (1 reply)

A ham sandwich

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 15d

Is this ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it.

huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 17d

The most comfortable pair of underwear

lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 15d

The stupidest thing to ask a genie for is to bring somebody back from the dead. They are unable to grant that wish. I learned this from the movie, "Aladdin"

thingsiplay@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 16d

Which way is the correct way to peel a banana?

lemmyseikai@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d (1 reply)

That wishes don't exist and have never existed.

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 17d

someone definitely already did that one

hyacin@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 15d

More genies.

It ends REALLY badly.

I'm not ready to talk about it yet. Still too fresh.