“We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,” CENTCOM wrote in a group email.
Report: Trump Admin Is “Crowdsourcing” Ideas for Ending War in Iran
https://truthout.org/articles/report-trump-admin-is-crowdsourcing-ideas-for-ending-war-in-iran/
10 Comments
modernangel@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 24d
throwaway morale and desensitization exercise. the war is for manipulating the stock market and betting app money laundering.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 10 pts · 24d
As much as I hate Iran I have no inclination to help Trump. They would never implement my ideas anyways, such as "promote a democratic opposition within Iran using food and medical centers"
He could probably just pull support of Israel and call it a day, honestly.
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 23d
Suggest Trump and Hegseths offer their resignation and offer up voluntary submission to international courts for war crimes. I bet we could get some real wins for the US as a trade tbh.
If we offered supporting the trying of Netanyaho? Man, I bet we could get a US base put there on complitition lol
For real though, anyone competent and non-totally corrupt would be seen as the "good guys" in this conflict against a fundamentalist regime that had just cracked down on its citizens "recently", but here we are...
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 23d
Two old guys chatting in Home Depot say we should just nuke Iran. I imagine this is Trump's main idea, so DOD will listen to literally any other plan.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 24d
Maybe they can get Marvel to put an Iranian villain in their next film or something.
boaratio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23d
I'm just spit balling here, but maybe don't start a war in the first place?
fox2263@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d
Have they tried just stopping
nodiratime@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d
May he come up with the rug pull of all rug pulls to completely bankrupt rootgrass MAGA.
kreskin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d
Have we tried giving Iran huge pallets of cash at the start of negotiations then letting Israel bomb them to blow the negotiations up?
Oh shucks, I googled it and we already tried that one.
Have we tried using up all our ammo and then running from the region with our tails between our legs and letting someone else sort it out? Maybe China can fix this if we then let them invade Taiwan? I mean, its not like we were going to stop them with no missiles left.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d
What a time to be alive /s