Don’t ask me how I know this but there’s about to be a major bird flu pandemic originating in Africa. It will ravage the continent and spread worldwide. This is the first part of the Illuminati’s depopulation agenda which will result in a US coup, World War III, and nuclear apocalypse by May 17 2027. I don’t expect you to believe me, but screenshot this post and revisit it when the news starts covering the pandemic.
Stock up on guns and food, stay away from cities. Good luck
13 Comments
Rudee@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 5d
remon@ani.social · 20 pts · 5d
Your meds. You should take them.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 5d
On what date will the goalposts be moved?
Cults typically wait until after the magic date, but cunning grifters like to move them early and often.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 4d
Cool story
Anyway here's the aerodynamic profile of a cow
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 5d
I speculate you made it up
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 5d
You don't know this, so no one will ask.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 5d
Bookmarked and screenshotted.
Bug if true.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 4 pts · 5d
Why the fuck would a bird flu originate from Africa? That's the dumbest thing I've heard. That's just mentioning Africa because it sounds exotic.
0/10 Unrealistic
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 5d
Because then we can blame brown people, instead of considering maybe we shouldn't pack a million animals into tiny crates
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 5d
we shouldn't, that's far too few.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
Disbelieve. No one would give up such valuable Kalshi/Polymarket info like this.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d
Suuure buddy