I thought you were gonna pull a funny and say something like "if you wake up with enough time and energy to take a shower in the morning, you got enough time to regret all your life decisions" or something like that. lmao
Yesterday, I forced myself to get up four hours early and sleep four hours early. Unsurprisingly, I woke up at the usual time today. This is a dark curse.
I'll take the cat waking me with snuggles, but I have been snoring less so she nibbled on my face to see if I was alive. While I was petting her. The little shit.
Listen man, as long as you are one woth God, that means you have the power to ejaculate at your leisure. Why are you spreading your seed? Your observed biological information gets mixed up with your observed behavior in our police state? Why do beings interact? Mutual benefaction. Learn to balance on the high wire, learn how to be a man in full control. Short of that, yous a bitch ho, of any gender.
I dont regret them all, but after a few days of going to bed way later than I should I start to or ill just end up passing out early one night because it catches up to me. If I don't stay up late I got no time to myself...
13 Comments
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 19d
if you wake up with enough time and energy to take a shower in the morning, you got more rest than me.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 19d
Aren’t you getting more rest by not showering though?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 19d
No, why would we have more rest when not showering allows us to go to bed later?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
If I'm having one of those sleep cycles, showering at night vs showering at morning can make a difference in how many REM cycles I get
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 3 pts · 18d
I thought you were gonna pull a funny and say something like "if you wake up with enough time and energy to take a shower in the morning, you got enough time to regret all your life decisions" or something like that. lmao
binarytobis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 19d
Yesterday, I forced myself to get up four hours early and sleep four hours early. Unsurprisingly, I woke up at the usual time today. This is a dark curse.
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d
My life is sleeping at 9pm intending to wake up at 6am only for my cat to wake me up at 5am or my body to gain a surge of energy at 3am
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
I'll take the cat waking me with snuggles, but I have been snoring less so she nibbled on my face to see if I was alive. While I was petting her. The little shit.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Listen man, as long as you are one woth God, that means you have the power to ejaculate at your leisure. Why are you spreading your seed? Your observed biological information gets mixed up with your observed behavior in our police state? Why do beings interact? Mutual benefaction. Learn to balance on the high wire, learn how to be a man in full control. Short of that, yous a bitch ho, of any gender.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
I dont regret them all, but after a few days of going to bed way later than I should I start to or ill just end up passing out early one night because it catches up to me. If I don't stay up late I got no time to myself...
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 18d
This looks like me just recalling all my other regrets...
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
The cycle of ATP continues as long as you're alive
Jela@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 18d
How'd you find this photo of me from tomorrow morning?