Can't wait to see how this one ends up crashing and burning

The thought reminds me of:

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saltesc@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 30d (3 replies)

That graph is so zoomed in and 0.65% is inconsequential. That usually means the opposite is true to what the OP says...

Yep.

Microsoft (MSFT) Is Up 24.8% After AI-Fueled Q4 Earnings Reveal OpenAI-Driven Revenue Surge

Yup...

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 30d (2 replies)

If you go to 1m its up 28%. But if you look at 5y its performing about the same as sp500.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 29d (1 reply)

The SP500 is basically the tech market these days, so that makes sense. When it goes up or down, it's because a few tech companies took hits or gains and that steers the ride.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29d

It does mean though that before this massive swing MSFT was actually behind sp500.

protist@retrofed.com · 18 pts · 30d (1 reply)

I'm sorry, you're saying a $492/share stock losing $3 in a day means what?

(I'm not defending anything that's happening in the markets related to AI. I fully believe this bubble will burst soon. That doesn't change the fact that zooming in on 24 hours of a stock price and omitting the y axis is fucking dumb.)

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 29d

Newbies in investing think 3% loss means it is going to crash.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 30d

just revealed

Ed Zitron has been screaming about this for over a year.

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 30d

Watch The Big Short if you haven't already. Saw it for the first time in theaters last weekend. Damn good movie.

trolololol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 30d (4 replies)

It is was amazon, right?

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 30d (3 replies)

Worse. OpenAI.

Which has received over $13B of Capex from it's largest shareholder... Microsoft.

Literally Microsoft paying Microsoft to buy data center resources from Microsoft. It's the EBITDA equivalent of a hand job.

SacralPlexus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 30d

It's the EBITDA equivalent of a hand job.

#BrandNewSentence

kamikazerusher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d (1 reply)

EBITDA

Every body is the dumb ass?

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d

Close

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 30d (2 replies)

🤣 at least the end of the world is funny y'all, silver lining

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 30d (1 reply)

I would laugh but I'm afraid I'm so malnourished I'll break a rib

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 30d

soft internet hugs

liking625@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29d

Bags of eter gas cash