McConnell Discharged After 8 Weeks, Won't Say What's Wrong
https://thedingodaily.com/news/article/2026-08-06-mcconnell-discharged-eight-weeks-rehab-no-answers
https://thedingodaily.com/news/article/2026-08-06-mcconnell-discharged-eight-weeks-rehab-no-answers
14 Comments
schwim@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 34d
In fairness, if he had said something, it would have just been a lie.
Winning@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 34d
He won't say what's wrong, he doesn't say much of anything anymore. He spends most of his time staring into the void.
Mike_The_TV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
Is it that one guy from fox news but in a turtle mask this time?
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 11 pts · 34d
There must be no more room in hell
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 34d
I think medical science is amazing when you can afford it.
el_twitto@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 34d
I sure hope it's cancer.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 34d
I hope it's gangrene.
Visstix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 34d
That fucker is actually alive??
Grimy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 34d
No proof of life yet, just a message on their website.
KaChilde@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 34d
Has anyone who isn’t a paid stooge seen the man in person? Are you telling me that no journalist has snapped a pic of the turtle in a wheelchair leaving the hospital or arriving home?
“McConnell has released a statement”? Bullshit.
Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 34d
Bad reporting. Nothing is confirmed or backed up.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
Is it karma? It’s karma, isn’t it.
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
He was sucked through a time vortex into the past! That's why all the new photos of him in the articles about his discharge look like old photos that were taken months ago! Thankfully while in the vortex he was able to find and consume his younger self, gaining the strength to rule for another century.
DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 12d
FWIW, he's not running this time around.
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