I understand how letter combinations in french are hard to get at first and there are sometimes many ways to write a sound, but once you learn them you will always know how a new word is pronounced. English is such a joke of a language that you never know how a word is pronounced until you hear it or you happen to know its ethymology...
So what you gotta do is settle the island with a bunch of Germans, then get conquered some centuries later by the French. Steal all the vocabulary from French - especially the vocabulary of the nobility - but keep the German grammar. Then just for fun when you are about to standardize your spelling with the invention of the printing press import a bunch of Dutch people to do your spelling for you
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CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 19d
I understand how letter combinations in french are hard to get at first and there are sometimes many ways to write a sound, but once you learn them you will always know how a new word is pronounced. English is such a joke of a language that you never know how a word is pronounced until you hear it or you happen to know its ethymology...
Transform2942@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 19d
So what you gotta do is settle the island with a bunch of Germans, then get conquered some centuries later by the French. Steal all the vocabulary from French - especially the vocabulary of the nobility - but keep the German grammar. Then just for fun when you are about to standardize your spelling with the invention of the printing press import a bunch of Dutch people to do your spelling for you
Daryl76679@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 19d
Don’t forget getting converted by St. Augustine bringing Latin and Greek words!
Transform2942@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 19d
And who could forget grabbing all available loanwords from The Colonies
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 19d
Insert booze at every step.
Transform2942@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 19d
The limeys need their grog or its mutiny
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 19d
While every other country has their wines
Transform2942@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 16d
The English are rarely accused of culinary greatness
stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 19d
Slavic languages: nothing is silent. We write as we speak. For this we will also write your name as we think it should be written.
Example: Hju Džekman
yogthos@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 19d
Fun fact, Poles in their infinite wisdom switched from using Cyrillic alphabet which naturally maps to Polish sounds https://www.omniglot.com/conscripts/polishcyrillic.htm
davel@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 19d
Huh. NATOpedia tells me that the Latin has always been the predominant script for Polish. But it only traces this back to the 13^th^ century or maybe the 10^th^, coinciding with the Christianization of Poland. Supposedly it was only a spoken previously, which sounds to me like historical revisionism to erase a Cyrillic predecessor. But if Cryllic only dates back to the 10^th^ century… 🤷
yogthos@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 19d
they actually do have a link about it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Church_Slavonic
lauha@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
"Write as we speak"
The biggest lie of the russian language.
In theory yes, but pronounciation of о depends on if it has stress or not and stress of the word you have to just know.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 19d
Without reason, sure, but with a gender
folaht@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 19d
Funny, but that last one counts for Gaelic, not French.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 19d
Came for this. Like… Gaelic reads like it’s some kind of prank on the rest of the world.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 19d
Funny, because Welsh, at least from what I can tell, seems reasonably phonetic
inlandempire@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 19d
ils huent = they boo
only the u is needed
Wren@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 19d
As someone learning french, all you gotta do is take an english word, add a bunch of vowels, and Vièoulâh!
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d
Aye whundher why
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 19d
I swear the French just pronounce their words based on vibes
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 19d
Although it's rich criticizing them in the bastard of a language that is English
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 17d
Spanis? Eglish? ?