Bananas are like the opposite of a traffic light. Green means stop and wait for a bit. Yellow means you're good to go. Red means where the fuck did you get that banana?
I can barely boil eggs and cook rice but I'm brown enough to recognise plantains when I see them. Or am I crazy/blind? Also, how depressing is it that, for the average poor white supremacist American, this dude is considered a wise leader? Damn.
Depending how fast those got to market they could easily be non ripe bananas, they pick them before they are fully ripe to allow for ripening during transportation.
I often see very green bananas at my local supermarket.
I actually get spicy plantain chips from Walmart. Not really keto but I only eat a few a day for a salty spicy treat and to remind myself of potato chips.
Going to comment just to also recommend a cheap rice cooker. Bought one for under 20 euros, perfect rice every time. Keeps it warm too. You can use it for other stuff too.
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Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 77 pts · 29d
I googled David M. McIntosh.
He's a boomer Reagan era conservative, co-founder of the federalist society, and millionaire.
These kind of people are so out of touch, they'd make Marie Antoinette blush.
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 29d
He probably never entered a grocery store in his lifetime
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 28d
This is a thing, and I don't understand it.
Like, the grocery store is a drag and it takes a lot of you... But that's where you find all the cool foods and snacks!
These dumbass rich people are missing out.
Syndication@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 29d
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 29d
Maybe not everything...
Do we know whether he's a pedophile or not? (Obviously, he supports pedophiles. But is he one?)
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 28d
Is the distinction between pedophiles and pedophile supporters actually important?
arin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 29d
Bruh don't throw around the word millionaire like it means anything in post inflation 2026, anyone with a home in a city is a millionaire.
Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 29d
The vast majority of people with a home in the city are in massive debt.
Ptsf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 28d
Doubt he's even writing the post himself.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 24 pts · 29d
This is one of the dumbest political Xitter tweets I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot.
Lon3star@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 29d
Do they even know what a banana costs?
PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 17 pts · 29d
Ten dollars?
Snapz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 29d
I'm like you all, I make my maid sit on the bananas until they are ready to hatch.
Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 28d
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 29d
The asshole knows full well how "bananas work".
vrek@programming.dev · 11 pts · 29d
Mitch hedberg :
Bananas are like the opposite of a traffic light. Green means stop and wait for a bit. Yellow means you're good to go. Red means where the fuck did you get that banana?
tortina_original@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 28d
That cunt probably thinks he can grow his own bananas in the US, too.
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
Former Republican government official who got ousted by a Democrat suddenly distrusts governments and Democrats.
wyrmsbane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 28d
Great! More bananas for us.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 29d
I can barely boil eggs and cook rice but I'm brown enough to recognise plantains when I see them. Or am I crazy/blind? Also, how depressing is it that, for the average poor white supremacist American, this dude is considered a wise leader? Damn.
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 29d
Depending how fast those got to market they could easily be non ripe bananas, they pick them before they are fully ripe to allow for ripening during transportation.
I often see very green bananas at my local supermarket.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d
Certainly, yeah. 10/10 fruits, although you can fry plantains so I prefer them a bit more. 👍
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 28d
I actually get spicy plantain chips from Walmart. Not really keto but I only eat a few a day for a salty spicy treat and to remind myself of potato chips.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 29d
If you eat a lot of rice, seriously consider a rice cooker. Even a cheap one makes consistency easy. I can't help with the eggs though, sorry.
I'm pretty sure those are plantains too
Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 29d
Going to comment just to also recommend a cheap rice cooker. Bought one for under 20 euros, perfect rice every time. Keeps it warm too. You can use it for other stuff too.
Davel23@fedia.io · 1 pts · 29d
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
Conservatives/regressives don't know how tariffs work. What chance do they have to know how bananas work?