20,000 People Are Publicly Vouching For a Man Accused of Cutting Down Flock Cameras

https://www.gadgetreview.com/20000-people-are-publicly-vouching-for-a-man-accused-of-cutting-down-flock-cameras

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/69254226

Flock Safety camera vandalism in West Virginia sparks a national surveillance debate as prosecutors use emergency-equipment laws to charge a 20-year-old.

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Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 32d

I know he didn't, I was that flock camera.

Stern@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 32d (5 replies)

How do we know those cameras didn't develop sentience and commit ritual sudoku?

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 32d

Obviously, some powerful cosmic entity did a Thanos snap that only affected flock cameras and by chance it happened mostly in one location.

Good luck arresting that one.

QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 10 pts · 32d

This is what happen

LordMayor@piefed.social · 8 pts · 32d (2 replies)

ritual sudoku

🤪

Stern@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 32d

That sodoku is full of errors, no wonder he died!

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 32d

He really didn't do it but framed himself as an alibi for the murder he was committing at the time.

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 32d

Shit imma testify that the flock cameras are still up and law enforcement needs a several psychological evaluations for their hysteria.

deft@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 32d (1 reply)

It wasn't him, it was me.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 32d

I'm Spartacus!