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A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app · 55 pts · 10d (23 replies)

Just realized that my lifelong dream is to be a cat in a two cat household and we can bathe eachother.

I don't care that I'm hornyposting. My aspirations were previously unknown to me, and now I have purpose in this world

Mok98@feddit.it · 36 pts · 10d (6 replies)

Well violet is gone, so someone has to hornypost and fill the void, it may as well be you

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 10d

I expect an influx of new hornyposters soon. Turns out theres a fixed quantity of horny and she was hogging it all.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 9d (2 replies)

She'll be back in a month.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Violet deletes her account due to post-nut clarity. When the horniness reaches critical mass, a new account is created and the cycle continues.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d

Which will occur in roughly a month's time.

Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Little did we know, this was actually their alt account all along

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 8d

I'm a guy lol. I am hornyposting in my own right, don't deny me my individuality!

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 10d (2 replies)

User instance checks out

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 8d (1 reply)

I saw this on my regular account and switched to my horny account for being horny 😌

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d

Username and instance checks out then

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 10d (5 replies)

Oh I don't want to spoil your fun, but cats grooming another cat very often is a very NOT NICE thing.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/when-a-cat-licks-another-cat-its-not-always-friendly-new-study-reveals-180989136/

I can compound this study with the behaviour of my cats, where one of them often uses "grooming" as an obviously hostile action when the other one is on a spot he wants or if the other cat has my attention to make her leave.

E: What a coincidence, normally my handle is "a_wild_mimic_appears" lol

(grooming you to annoy you because you have a similar handle)

bright@piefed.social · 3 pts · 10d (2 replies)

NOT very often. The article you linked to specifically used phrasing like "not uncommon" to talk about its frequency

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 9d

What do you think "not uncommon" means?

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 9d

not uncommon -> common, also equivalent to "often" when using less formal speech. My cat does this at least once every 2 days (since i moved out and took my 2 kitties with me from our herd of 4 i am happy to report that the frequency has dropped - he did this A LOT to the other cats, because he is a needy one and very jealous when he sees other cats getting attention)

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 8d

Absolutely here for getting bullied also. As long as there are cute people and tongues involved 🥹

(and someone who I belong to, who is happy I'm around and pays attention to me)

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 9d

Yep, our cats did that a lot, too

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d

I wanna be the one holding the hose lol

Joelk111@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d (5 replies)

Idk, licking my own dirty bunghole seems gross, but not as gross as licking someone else's.

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 8d (4 replies)

Why is it dirty??? Wash your asshole 😭

Joelk111@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d (3 replies)

My asshole is squeaky clean, I wash it, like a human. How do you think cats clean their assholes?

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Yes, I'm joking just like you were. Generally if you're rimming (or doing anal) you clean yourself first. If you're doing petplay you don't have to copy every element of being a pet, its ultimately roleplay

Joelk111@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Ope, my bad. Also, fair point I suppose. Took it a bit too literally I guess.

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 8d

Lol, no worries

Take care! ☺️

atro_city@fedia.io · 11 pts · 10d

Wash it. Keep it clean.

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 10d

Chainsmoker cat