c/memes · by Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 2yThe forbidden peach. 934 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
RelativeArea0@lemmy.ml · 144 pts · 2y
misterundercoat@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 2y
God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
No, that's the devils work!
Also God: I made the devil
fosforus@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 2y
electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
God has a small willy then
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 2y
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y
You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time.
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y
Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Yes sir.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Dental. Dam.
Wussy@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 2y
The garden of Eden Dat Ass.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 91 pts · 2y
Secret300@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
What's this anime called again!? It's on the top of my tongue
Mxcwater@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 2y
Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl
Secret300@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Thank you! I knew it was something Bunny girl
populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
grass, touch it!!! (:
chatokun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 35 pts · 2y
And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Juicy
Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 82 pts · 2y
13p@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Get in there James
skyler@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Is this peach also full of bugs?
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
You mean probiotics?
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Slimy, yet satisfying..
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It's more likely than you think.
Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Ahhh a true connoisseur of the weird and twisted i see.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Crunchy