c/theonion · by CombatWombat@feddit.online · 3d

Nation Reminded This Is Last Day You Can Talk About Jimothy

https://theneedling.com/2026/07/07/nation-reminded-this-is-last-day-you-can-talk-about-jimothy/

Just in case anyone forgot or has been too busy crocheting the visage of the nation’s favorite short-spined raccoon, today the nation was reminded that this is the last day you can talk about Jimothy.

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CombatWombat@feddit.online · 11 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Please note that I am one day late posting this Needling article, so I fully expect all of you to refrain from discussing Ballard's own Jimothy in the comments.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 8 pts · 3d

No.

binarytobis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

At press time, Americans were already dutifully beginning to turn their attention to the country’s next inspirational animal idol, Jessifer, a sassy manatee with back problems caused by obstructively massive tits.

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