🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?

117 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world

10 Comments

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 27d (6 replies)

Sitting comfortably at the bottom of the rankings

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 26d (4 replies)

Relax, there's thousands of Lemmy users. We can't all be last. Which makes me wonder, what's the tiebreaker?

frog@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 26d (3 replies)

Masturbation

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 26d (2 replies)

Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.

frog@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 26d (1 reply)

Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 7 pts · 26d

Be right back, I'm about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 26d

Think I got you beat bud

Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d

I'm still waiting for them to introduce a KDR

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 26d

Oh shit. I'm starting to enjoy the pillowtalk more than the sex. I cannot fall for this guy. Just say no!!

subgenius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 26d
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SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 24d

To The Game? Guess I lost.

qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 27d
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SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 24d
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