c/lemmyshitpost · by WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 27d🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot? 117 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 27d
Sitting comfortably at the bottom of the rankings
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 26d
Relax, there's thousands of Lemmy users. We can't all be last. Which makes me wonder, what's the tiebreaker?
frog@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 26d
Masturbation
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 26d
Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
frog@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 26d
Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 7 pts · 26d
Be right back, I'm about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 26d
Think I got you beat bud
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d
I'm still waiting for them to introduce a KDR
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 26d
Oh shit. I'm starting to enjoy the pillowtalk more than the sex. I cannot fall for this guy. Just say no!!
subgenius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 26d
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 24d
To The Game? Guess I lost.
qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 27d
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 24d