This Meme Is For Da Bois Heh Heh

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15 Comments

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Wakes up with 195 bones

((the bone goblin visited again))

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Better than a visit from the foreskin fairy..

If your foreskin is under your pillow she just takes it. And apparently it doesn't even matter if it's still attached or not :(

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2d

Mine comes every night to take mine off, but she just cant do it. First she tried with her left hand, and then with her right...

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 19 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Wakes up with 205 bones (somebody cracked one of my teeth while I was sleeping)

NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

That stress ain't good for you

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF

CarrierLost@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2d (2 replies)

How did she not know about mourning wood already?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2d (1 reply)

She hadn't lost anyone close to her until she moved in.

CarrierLost@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 2d

Oh man. I’m leaving it for posterity.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I used to wake up with 207 bones, but now I only wake up with 206 bones.

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d

I too lost a leg

1000064111

RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2d

Me too, thanks HRT! šŸ’š

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d

This meme aged well.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d

Baculum? I hardly knew him!

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2d

careful or I'm gonna hit you with baculum facts