'Body in suitcase' found in Australia turns out to be lifelike doll

"What do you have here sir"

"It's a, uhhh, it's a, well. It's a dead prostitute"

"Looks like a doll, you weren't fucking a doll, were you?"

"No sir, that's a real corpse, I swear"

God forbid a man enjoy a succulent Chinese doll.

“No, sir, you didn’t break any laws. But we’re still going to judge you.”

A real doll?