If you want to be successful this is the question you have to ask yourself everyday

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Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 22d (1 reply)

From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 22d

Hell yeah brother

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 22d (2 replies)

I can proudly state I haven't had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 21d

This reminds me of the reverse of a scene from 2.5 Men.

Charlie Sheen gives up drinking, but this brother later sees him drinking a beer. He confronts Charlie about it and Charlie says, "I did quit drinking, beer doesn't count."

fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 20d

The Uncle Buck plan, I approve

Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 21d

"This position requires 6 beers experience."

village604@adultswim.fan · 8 pts · 21d

Probably having another 10 beers.

I retired from drinking for a reason.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 21d (5 replies)

Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I'm drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocaine so I can drink another 5. Because I'm on holiday, so I can.

village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 21d (1 reply)

My first experience with cocaine was getting just enough to let me drink half a handle of vodka on NYE and still fell sober.

I was irritated, but my friend's parents let me be the one to shoot off fireworks (they're the ones who told their kid to share her cocaine).

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 21d

Sharing is caring. Great parents.

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 21d (2 replies)

I would argue those "lemonades" get you drunk faster because the stouts are basically half a meal each.

Unless you're drinking imperial stouts, in which case it was nice knowing you

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 20d (1 reply)

I'm in South Africa on holiday, I'm drinking Castle milk stout 6%. I chuck them like regular beers, I drink faster than my friend who drinks regular beers.

But how can you get drunk fast from those lemonades, it's just liquid sugar, you can't drink much of that without throwing up.

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 20d

I think you're confusing beer brands? Modelo isn't all that sweet in my experience, but I haven't had it in a while

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 22d

By 5, I'll be wishing I didn't have any more. By 10, I'll be wondering how I'm even alive

jownz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d

With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.

danhab99@programming.dev · 4 pts · 21d

Idk piss?

I don't value the piss fetisher's psyop that you gotta "not break the seal" like you just want me to piss myself and I'm not falling for it.

brap@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I'd be stone cold sober.

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 21d

I pledged a frat in college (the weird small one that just did D2 LAN parties and smoked hookah), and got to the point where I could shotgun 6x keystone tallboys without stopping, and pass all of the field sobriety tests.

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

At my rate, probably about a year or so older.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 21d

It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 22d

The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.

LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 22d

My vision is a bit fuzzy…

raptore39@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 22d

I average 10 beers over the span of 5 weeks, so not a bad timespan to plan ahead. I like it

gmtom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

"where do you see yourself 10 beers from now" would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.

dismay3915@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d (2 replies)

I'll be dead because I've never consumed alchohol

usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Oh no, we don’t want you dead! You’d better start drinking right away so that doesn’t happen.

dismay3915@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

Thanks, but meth is enough for me

Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 21d

Drink another 10, I wouldn’t be buzzed at 10 beers at this point in my life

PenguinVII@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 22d (6 replies)

10 beer plan...? I'll be floored after the 2nd one.

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Same. My wife makes fun of me for my halfway through a single beer personality change

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 21d (1 reply)

My ex did that, but I'm 90% sure it was for attention.

Although she did ask her cousin for tips on deep throating while her dad and I were standing right there, so maybe it was real.

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

I can assure you that one beer is enough to get me noticably drunk, and after two im throwing up

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Do you have a genetic affliction that doesnt let your liver process it quickly? I had a friend of Asian decent whom would get drunk extremely quickly as well. What a way to find out when everyone was floored by the fact he was on the floor on the first drink. (He hadn't drank previously or if so it must have been his second time or something because he wasn't prepared for it)

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Did he turn red too?

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

Yeah he would flush really quickly.

Quick search says it's an enzyme variant to some from east Asian decent. "The ALDH2 gene variant makes it hard for the body to convert acetaldehyde into harmless acetate."

"Common Physical Symptoms: Red flushing or blotches on the face, neck, and shoulder. Fast heartbeat or palpitations. Nausea and vomiting. Headaches or dizziness"

So multiple symptoms outside the fast heartbeat would seem to match that of someone whom had had to much to drink.

So I'm sure it would be easy for a new drinker to mistake being a lightweight and it being a larger health issue. Especially when they were 12,000 km from where the trait was more evident.

qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 21d
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sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 21d

I feel funny.

prex@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 22d

Playing wizard sticks.

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 21d

Face down in a ditch soaked in my own piss.

rem26_art@fedia.io · 1 pts · 22d

ask me after another 10