I was going to snark that Clark must've had SOME kind of biology classes but then I remembered he grew up on a farm in rural America. And THEN I remembered he grew up on a FARM, presumably surrounded by other farms, and must've at least seen some non-human mammal genitalia before. He has super intelligence, you guys.
i for one welcome whatever junk people happen to be packing, whether its nothing, penis, vagina, alien pincer thing, wind chimes, some combination, or whatever else they might have. if they get off with it and i find them hot then lets fucking go. there will be something we can do together.
Makes me realize that there's at least some chance that one of their progeny might lean more Terran than Kryptonian and have no superpowers.
How much would that suck? "Yeah, I'm Josh Kent, my brother is Super boy, my sister is Super girl, our family pet is Krypto the super dog, and my dad is Superman, and I'm just Josh."
If our (dearly missed) friend Grimreaper/MightyMouse/PixelNomad is to be believed (and I'd trust his knowledge of Superman lore with my life), that's a plot point in Superman & Lois, no?
Don’t know about that, but it is an element of John Byrnes’ Superman/Batman Generations comics. Although there it’s because of exposure to gold kryptonite, not genetics.
Sounds like the setup for one of those 'normal person saves the day' plots, after the entire superman family has a kryptonite-laced thanksgiving dinner or something.
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deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 25 pts · 12d
Not to mention his hypervelocity ejaculate would tear through Louis' body like tissue paper.
Pantrygheist@programming.dev · 11 pts · 12d
Does it say anywhere that superman has a super-prostate equivalent organ? Maybe it just oozes out while in the act
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 12d
Seems off brand...
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 12d
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Pantrygheist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 12d
Did not expect to read about super mpreg today
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 12d
settle down, he's not Hancock
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 12d
It's from Mallrats and it's NONSENSE he has super control of his prostate just like everything else
mrsemi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d
Blood splatter indicates low angle of trajectory
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 16 pts · 12d
I was going to snark that Clark must've had SOME kind of biology classes but then I remembered he grew up on a farm in rural America. And THEN I remembered he grew up on a FARM, presumably surrounded by other farms, and must've at least seen some non-human mammal genitalia before. He has super intelligence, you guys.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 13d
How else do you stay on the g spot
owl@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 12d
Does he have a third eye?
Curiousfur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 12d
Ai upscaling, maybe? I feel like I had this saved years ago and it looked fine
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12d
It's by Stjepan Šejić who later worked on official DC comics.
owl@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 12d
Yes, I also remember it looking better.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 12d
i for one welcome whatever junk people happen to be packing, whether its nothing, penis, vagina, alien pincer thing, wind chimes, some combination, or whatever else they might have. if they get off with it and i find them hot then lets fucking go. there will be something we can do together.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 12d
Consentacle
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 12d
Doesn't matter how hot I find somebody, ain't no way any pincers getting near my genitals
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 12d
what if theyre warm, soft, wet, and conformal pincers 👀
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 12d
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 12d
Yes, a dimension of endless pleasure, if you just let go of your prejudices.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d
Makes me realize that there's at least some chance that one of their progeny might lean more Terran than Kryptonian and have no superpowers.
How much would that suck? "Yeah, I'm Josh Kent, my brother is Super boy, my sister is Super girl, our family pet is Krypto the super dog, and my dad is Superman, and I'm just Josh."
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12d
i remember a shitty cartoon with a plot along those lines
norman normal or something like that
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 12d
If our (dearly missed) friend Grimreaper/MightyMouse/PixelNomad is to be believed (and I'd trust his knowledge of Superman lore with my life), that's a plot point in Superman & Lois, no?
(Also, he's Kentnough.)
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 12d
Don’t know about that, but it is an element of John Byrnes’ Superman/Batman Generations comics. Although there it’s because of exposure to gold kryptonite, not genetics.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 12d
Sounds like the setup for one of those 'normal person saves the day' plots, after the entire superman family has a kryptonite-laced thanksgiving dinner or something.