No Thanks

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tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 19 pts · 6d (9 replies)

I don’t think that’s true.

YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 6d

It is. You can trust me, I make shitposts.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d (7 replies)

Doubt it is. Only the queen ant has sex afaik and I think they do it somewhere else but even if they do it on the ground it's like a once in a lifetime thing for them so the amount of ant sex being had in the grass is probably close to zero.

Ozymandias1688@feddit.org · 6 pts · 6d (6 replies)

Yes they do it either in the air while flying or in the nest (rarely).

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 6d (5 replies)

You mean in the air that we're breathing?

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Every breath you take is full of mushroom sex spores anyway

Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 6d (1 reply)

And tree cum in the spring

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 6d

April comes about

70 degrees

Everything smells like

Cum trees!

Yay Bradford pears, and basswood

0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Oxyjizz

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 6d

Wait until you find out about tree pollen!

paorzz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d

Just fyi, all your parents had sex on earth. So I’m not going to touch that either 😤

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 6d

Really?

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Archer season 2. Ep 5. There is an scene where this guy is dying from a bomber plane crash. And this other soldier there offers him his water canteen. And the dying guy replies

"I never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it".