Someone has some explaining to do

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jaybone@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 28d (6 replies)

I never understood why you would name a condom brand Trojan.

napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org · 14 pts · 28d (2 replies)

Homer's Troja did hold out for 10 years of siege, so you could see Troja as a symbol of durability instead of reducing the name to only the Trojan Horse.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Fair enough. I haven’t gotten laid in 10 years either.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 28d

Shit, someone write an epic poem about this person's inability to get laid.

eareetator@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Holds all your soldiers inside and they conquer the kingdom if they escape?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 28d

Spoiler alert: In the story, they escape.

lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 28d

If used correctly, it can hold many soldiers

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Goddamn Trojan Whores

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 28d

A booty that launched a thousand ships.

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d

John Odyssey lore